🚨 Attention: Another monthly crime scene has been reported.
Police have one question...
Who let your uterus do this?
Since no one has confessed, it's up to you to contain the evidence. This pouch has room for pads, tampons, liners, wipes, pain relievers, and your emergency chocolate supply—because every good investigator knows snacks are essential.
Throw it in your purse, backpack, or suitcase and stay prepared for Mother Nature's monthly surprise visit. It may not stop the crime, but it will definitely make cleanup a lot more organized.
Case closed... until next month.
Features
Durable polyester construction
Secure zipper closure
Available in two convenient sizes
Perfect for feminine hygiene products, toiletries, makeup, or everyday essentials
Lightweight, reusable, and easy to clean
Makes a hilarious gift for friends, sisters, daughters, coworkers, or anyone who understands the monthly struggle
Because every crime scene deserves a cleanup crew. 🚨🩸😆
🚨 Attention: Another monthly crime scene has been reported.
Police have one question...
Who let your uterus do this?
Since no one has confessed, it's up to you to contain the evidence. This pouch has room for pads, tampons, liners, wipes, pain relievers, and your emergency chocolate supply—because every good investigator knows snacks are essential.
Throw it in your purse, backpack, or suitcase and stay prepared for Mother Nature's monthly surprise visit. It may not stop the crime, but it will definitely make cleanup a lot more organized.
Case closed... until next month.
Features
Durable polyester construction
Secure zipper closure
Available in two convenient sizes
Perfect for feminine hygiene products, toiletries, makeup, or everyday essentials
Lightweight, reusable, and easy to clean
Makes a hilarious gift for friends, sisters, daughters, coworkers, or anyone who understands the monthly struggle
Because every crime scene deserves a cleanup crew. 🚨🩸😆
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